I trick my husband because I can...
Sometimes, just for fun, I trick my darling husband Jeff. I don't do it to be mean, I do it because I can. And it's sort of funny, okay it's REALLY funny!
When I/We were picking out paint for our new house, there was a color I really enjoyed. It's called Blushed Cotton. Now I knew it was a very pale, almost white pink. I showed Jeff a picture where it looked more neutral than pink. So this past weekend, imagine his surprise when he opened that can of paint and discovered it was pale pink. He begrudgingly painted the guest room in Blushed Cotton while I innocently proclaimed I couldn't believe it was pink because it looked SO neutral.
Ha! Ha! I fooled you!
In other news, have you ever wanted to slap the person waiting on you at a restaurant. Jeff and I went to the Red Robin last week Sunday for dinner and we had the worst service ever there. Our server appeared to be extremely distracted or stoned or something. We had to ask for everything multiple times because her memory span was 5 seconds. Then finally at the end of our meal we were ready to go and she had stopped at the table right behind us to take their order. Well, they were clearly not ready to order, but instead of saying the standard,"I will give you a few minutes" she stood there and started randomly suggesting things off the menu and then reciting the ingredients. She did this for more than 5 minutes while we were waiting and waiting for our bill. It was hilarious, anyone who is literate can tell what is on all the burgers and what is in each salad, but she seriously recited almost the whole menu. We will never sit in her section again.
Another thing that is hilarious, at least to me is that while I was at Walmart last night, I saw these 2 guys, both of whom were super tall, like 6'4, and then were each standing on a different side of their cart and they both were grabbing the 2 liter bottles of Sam's Cola, 2 at a time and filling their cart. They were doing this very quickly, like on Supermarket Sweep. It was so funny, I almost took a picture, but, I stopped myself.
Have a great weekend all!
Sometimes, just for fun, I trick my darling husband Jeff. I don't do it to be mean, I do it because I can. And it's sort of funny, okay it's REALLY funny!
When I/We were picking out paint for our new house, there was a color I really enjoyed. It's called Blushed Cotton. Now I knew it was a very pale, almost white pink. I showed Jeff a picture where it looked more neutral than pink. So this past weekend, imagine his surprise when he opened that can of paint and discovered it was pale pink. He begrudgingly painted the guest room in Blushed Cotton while I innocently proclaimed I couldn't believe it was pink because it looked SO neutral.
Ha! Ha! I fooled you!
In other news, have you ever wanted to slap the person waiting on you at a restaurant. Jeff and I went to the Red Robin last week Sunday for dinner and we had the worst service ever there. Our server appeared to be extremely distracted or stoned or something. We had to ask for everything multiple times because her memory span was 5 seconds. Then finally at the end of our meal we were ready to go and she had stopped at the table right behind us to take their order. Well, they were clearly not ready to order, but instead of saying the standard,"I will give you a few minutes" she stood there and started randomly suggesting things off the menu and then reciting the ingredients. She did this for more than 5 minutes while we were waiting and waiting for our bill. It was hilarious, anyone who is literate can tell what is on all the burgers and what is in each salad, but she seriously recited almost the whole menu. We will never sit in her section again.
Another thing that is hilarious, at least to me is that while I was at Walmart last night, I saw these 2 guys, both of whom were super tall, like 6'4, and then were each standing on a different side of their cart and they both were grabbing the 2 liter bottles of Sam's Cola, 2 at a time and filling their cart. They were doing this very quickly, like on Supermarket Sweep. It was so funny, I almost took a picture, but, I stopped myself.
Have a great weekend all!
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