WHY???
Just a few questions I would like to ask my fabulous readers to make sure I have a grip on reality and also just to let it out!
Why do houseguests always seem to break something? For the record Marcia tried to break our stereo/TV by pressing all the buttons in an attempt to turn up the volume. Joke was on her when she accidentally set the alarm timer and blasted Baby Einstein throughout the house at midnight - as she slept in our living room. She successfully broke the bathtub drain in one of our bathrooms by pulling it to the side instead of straight up & down. Luckily Jeff fixed it.
Why do in-laws have to make everything difficult? After one of my friends shared a HILARIOUS in-law story this morning, I was thanking my lucky stars that we have not had much in-law drama with Cooper's upcoming Baptism. WRONG! Jeff fielded a call today basically asking him to establish a schedule with both parties for which events they would get to attend. So our kid is like a timeshare or one more thing that should have been settled in their divorce decree I guess. I will say this again to my single friends: DO NOT MARRY SOME ONE WHO HAS DIVORCED PARENTS THAT ARE ON POOR TERMS!!!!!
Why does Jeff stop at Green Lights? I would call this DANGEROUSLY cautious!
Why does Cooper put his feet in his mouth? Because he can!
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