Things I can't do anymore....
#1) Watch Oprah
I have been a fan of Oprah for as long as I can remember. I have learned many things from her over the years. I have laughed, I have cried, I have even traveled to Chicago and seen a taping in person. But it's over, the magic is gone. I know this because yesterday when I turned Oprah on to kill some time before Jeff got home from work I witnessed the following. Oprah and Dr. Oz leading a group of people to a dumpster where a woman who was petrified of vomit ran her hand through some. Yep- I'm through. Ellen Degeneres is MUCH more entertaining.
#2) Stomach Denise Richards
I was reading Redbook the other day(yes, I have an actual subscription,hold your laughter, I also get Good Housekeeping) and first of all, I am not sure why slutty Denise Richards is on the cover. To add insult to injury, there is a lengthy article on her inside the mag where it basically paints a picture of her as mother of the year. I don't buy it, I think she did the article only to promote herself and upcoming reality show and I am sick of her. She is talentless.
#3)Workout like I used to
I attended the Interval 1-2-3 class I used to be at religiously 3 times a week yesterday. First of all, I almost died, second of all I had to wait to speak when I got home until my heart stopped racing and third my thighs hurt so much I may have to waitress on crutches tomorrow evening. But I do plan to get to this class at least 2 times a week from here on out - no more excuses!
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